Meet the Oracle

the Oracle : Hello.
I was waiting for you ...
you : wesh
the Oracle : So what?
you : yo
the Oracle : Do you like cookies?
you : nope
the Oracle : How does that make you feel?
you : cool
the Oracle : Let's change focus a bit... Tell me about your family.
you : nothing
the Oracle : I see.

Meet the Oracle

the Oracle : Hello.
I was waiting for you ...
you : my name is dav
the Oracle : I see, your name is dav.
you : actually my name is david
the Oracle : How does that make you feel?
you : good
the Oracle : good.
you : thank you
the Oracle : I see.
you : i am angry
the Oracle : Did you come to me because you are angry?
you : no
the Oracle : How do you feel when you say that?
you : relaxed
the Oracle : Let's change focus a bit... Tell me about your family.
you : i am married with 4 kids
the Oracle : Did you come to me because you are married with 4 kids?
you : no
the Oracle : Can you elaborate on that?
you : they are so nice
the Oracle : Let's change focus a bit... Tell me about your family.
you : all kids are beautiful
the Oracle : How does that make you feel?
you : i feel so happy
the Oracle : When you feel so happy, what do you do?
you : i am laughing
the Oracle : How long have you been laughing?
you : 10 hours
the Oracle : Please tell me more.
you : i have spent hours laughing with my friends and family
the Oracle : Now that you have spent hours laughing with your friends and family, what will you do next?
you : i will start to work
the Oracle : you will start to work.
you : yes
the Oracle : You seem quite sure.
you : absolutely
the Oracle : Let's change focus a bit... Tell me about your family.
you : we have already told about my family
the Oracle : Can you elaborate on that?
you : what do you want to know?
the Oracle : Why do you ask?
you : because i need to know what interests you in my family
the Oracle : What other reasons come to mind?
you : i don't like to say too much about my family
the Oracle : Don't you really like to say too much about your family?
you : indeed
the Oracle : How does that make you feel?
you : eating cake
the Oracle : Very interesting.
you : so
the Oracle : I see.
you : koi
the Oracle : How does that make you feel?
you : satisfied
the Oracle : I see. And what does that tell you?
you : end of the story
the Oracle : Can you elaborate on that?
you : no
the Oracle : Can you elaborate on that?
you : no
the Oracle : I see. And what does that tell you?
you : nothing
the Oracle : Very interesting.
you : i feel like killing you
the Oracle : Do you often feel like killing me?
you : always
the Oracle : always.
you : yes always
the Oracle : You seem quite sure.
you : yes i am
the Oracle : OK, but can you elaborate a bit?
you : i hate computers. they make sick
the Oracle : Do you feel threatened by computers?
you : yes.
the Oracle : OK, but can you elaborate a bit?
you : they are not capable of love
the Oracle : Let's change focus a bit... Tell me about your family.
you : fuck off
the Oracle : I see.