Meet the Oracle

the Oracle : Hello.
I was waiting for you ...
you : and you ?
the Oracle : Why don't you tell me?
you : migrate to android
the Oracle : Please tell me more.
you : it's powerful and open
the Oracle : Very interesting.
you : do you think ik should switch to android ?
the Oracle : Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?
you : ubuntu ?
the Oracle : Why don't you tell me?